Sunday, April 24, 2011

And now, some silly academia...

Not gonna lie: a lot of things about the past three and a half months have kind of sucked. But the classes themselves have not sucked at all.

I am currently working on the take-home final for the class for which I was the least prepared. In doing so, I am looking over my notes. This was the first class ever which I have taken notes on my laptop. I just got the laptop for Christmas, and my other two classes this semester were not paced in such a way that I felt I had to type notes to keep up.

The whole reason I am blogging when I should be working on my final: these notes are freaking hilarious. Shall I share? I think I shall.

Yes, they are out of context. That's what makes them funny.


you can't get caught up in trying to socialize/educate everyone else in the world. there's not enough time. You don't have to legitimize yourself to everyone
who doesn't understand our profession-- unless you want to pay me a hundred dollars an hour to teach you about it, screw you!

today's pop culture references: Star Trek, Jay-Z, M.C. Hammer, Ben Vereen, Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers

POLITICS ARE IRRATIONAL
POLITICS MAKE STRANGE BEDFELLOWS
DON'T LOOK FOR LOGIC

negotiate the environment... don't get shot!
how do you fight fairly? you don't!
it's a cutthroat world out there!!!

Lose the battle but win the war... sometimes you don't even have to win the war, you just have to survive the battle.

Nerve... you've got some nerve... taking everything that you deserve...

Would you hire someone if they told you that they had no weaknesses?

don't end up in jail

don't be like Caesar-- realize what Brutus is about to do before he does it.

The sky is blue on Thanksgiving duck. There were three men walking through a suddenly.

lilies of the field, Sidney Poitier

typing something so my computer doesn't go to sleep

regular class time BUT TRY TO GET THERE EARLY

and be ready to raise hell

Should I revise my powerpoint to be less GRRRRRR and more palatable? Hmm....

PROFESSIONAL DRESS NEXT MONDAY! In other words, go shopping!!!

CHECK OUT SHILOH ROOM!! It is not a Mission to Mars!! I don't remember him saying that, but okay.

presentations will be five minutes long.

Go over working group.... revise powerpoint and political plan, because what I have done is not what is going to work.


This is also the class that gave me an anxiety dream about the professor giving me a grade of -112. That's NEGATIVE one hundred and twelve. I don't know how my brain came up with that particular number. But in the dream, it was very real, and that of course canceled out of my good grades and flunked me out of the program.

That was when I realized I was taking everything way too seriously.